What will happen if you eat a paper?

I felt really bad today...
but i tried to think that it's just a normal pain
after a clinic test and some medicine that i need to take
i found out that i ate a paper without knowing.
these are some answers to the question:

1. Assuming you didn't eat too much, it'll run through your gut and eventually leave as waste. If you eat too much of it, you're liable to block your bowels and end up in the hospital.

Oh, and some papers might contain toxins.

2. It doesn't digest well since it's mostly cellulose like corn. It's called pica when you consistently eat paper. Pica is an eating disorder typically defined as the persistent eating of nonnutritive substances for a period of at least 1 month at an age in which this behavior is developmentally inappropriate.
So don't do it, o.k.?

3. First of all, paper is not edible, but if you're dumb enough to eat it then I'm pretty sure it will just pass through. Otherwise you'll probably get a bad stomach ache and vomit.

4. If you have a cell phone stuck in your ear all the time and you eat paper, you will poop out a fax...

5. You'll poop it out.

"And yes i poop it out.
don't eat paper, lesson learned." -eeewww...nasty. =)